It's Toilet Time ALL the Time! (Week #29)

 

This week was mostly awesome!! I've got some stories but sadly this whole Ivory Coast things is pretty normal now the crazy africa stories are going downhill, ill try to bump em up. 

After District council the sisters brought food and fed us all, it was awesome!! It was mal doux, they made foufou congolese and it was good with some sauce. 

Let's start with exchanges, exchanges are awesome and i had TWO!!

EXCHANGE 1) Elder Badoo:

This was great, this guy's a ghanian and he's hilarious. He's improved a lot since the last exchange, I hope my french has noticably gotten better too haha i dont think mines improving as visually though. Anyways, It was great, last time we didnt have much rendez-vous(appointments) this time we had a day full of them, It was awesome. And it was motivating too. I could speak to every single person in every rendez-vous without any problems really. It was great. I was confident they could understand me. We bought food, got a taxi, had lessons, worked with members, and just got around town, and I was the one who needed to know french! I think it's safe to say i can speak french now! obviously not perfectly, no where close. But i can speak the language! I've been super happy to see the fruits of my labors, God is good. 

EXCHANGE 2) Elder McCurdy:

This was also great. The guys a goat, (Shoutout to the bradburys, you should know this guy! he lived in conneticut and he said he's played volleyball with luke! (elder bradbury) and he's in your stake) Small world aye. Anyways that was a cool connection He taught me a lot a lot. How to be obedient and still have tons of fun how to study well, some stuff with french. All that stuff. I love elder earl he's been an amazing comp and taught me more than i could've hoped for but i really learned EVERYONE has got something to offer. Elder McCurdy is almost done with his mission and he's still doing great and working well, he's an office elder replacing and elder who got moved to AP for the end of the transfer so we had two phones the whole day. That was also wild. Also we got ice cream and he bought some pagne it was awesome, he also gave me some really awesome stuff to study im getting into. My studies are really getting better and better and more desirable as i progress in the mission. so thats great news.

POOP ISSUES, yako, you can skip if you'd like but it's funny so keep reading. one night i got some mad poop problems and i could NOT poop. But i knew i needed to, so i left the bathroom and we did our nightly prayer and oh wow it was horrible. the second he started praying i knew its officially started. it was the hardest prayer of my life! Instantly i stood up and ran to the toilet so quick. I had the nicest release of my life, then another release about 4 hours later, than another a couple hours later. then a few hours later. than another. And everytime there was soooo much. I literally sent everything out of my system, it sucked. then we went to sector. oh sector suckeddd... at the end of the night i could hardly keep the poop in my pants. I did though dont worry. next day, same thing. next day i tried jump ropes and the force of jumping up and down literally almost shot it out of me. took another few breaks at the toilet.  thats continued all the way till now. I'm hoping i just have a small stomach issue or something im not sure because my stomach is just rejecting EVERYTHING! at least its not coming out of the other end. 

Ok last part. SOCCER, after allll of that we had a rendez-vous that fell through and we saw a group of kids playing it was awesome. So we had to join you know. We played until dark and it was so fun one kid did a backflip. and i was like ok bet challenge accepted so i scored then did a backflip, and everyone was like whaaaa. the white guy can flip!? and so then at the very end when we said we should leave, everyone was like no no no do a flip do a flip one last flip! and i was like nah nah nah, and then they were like no no one last flip! so i had to do it. its funny we left the area with everyone yelling Ducker! Ducker! Ducker! it was great. 

Ok nowwwwww the time you've all been waiting for, Winner of the Week! The Winner of the Week ISSSSS....  Dorian Ducker, my dad! He's the goat i love him so much. We are pretty similar in a lot of ways its honestly funny. I love the guy he's so funny and he's helped me a lot to become the person i am today. Also it just felt right to choose him to win because when Elder McCurdy, came to the apartment he saw a picture of my dad and said, that is one of the best beards i have ever seen handsdown. So congrats to him. He's given me tons of advice. Im grateful for the night we spent after doing homework of just talking about the future and the things ill do. I didnt get to have talks like that often and that's one thing i wished i did more with all of my family. Because i love them all so much and i didnt give them enough of my time. Sorry Fam! also he had to win in the beginning he's the other half of the reason i'm alive today. Thanks for all your random little hobbies and your funny jokes luv ya slime

ok peace that's all